So Im sitting in my room, minding my own business, you know playing Chrono Trigger and my door bell rings. My mom yells "Patrick! Some tall guy wants to talk to you!"So i go to the door and whaddya know its Jack. He tells me to come outside he has a present, so against my better judgement i do. Jack leads me to the street where theres a car with Sarah and Lara in it >_>. I get in the car and they say that they got me a gift for letting them crash at my house on New Years... They hand me a box and i look at it and inside was a Barbie. Apparently they saw it at a store and thought that i would like it... Jack picked out a black one b/c he thought i was into that. So eventually they had to go so i got out of the car and started walking back to my house and a question popped into my head "WTF am i gonna tell my mom just happened???? Ideven know what happened". Being the polite person that i am, i threw the barbie box (that had a note on the back of it addressed to me) into the bushes and went inside. I told my mom that i was just giving them directions to someones house and i went in my room.
This afternoon my mom was taking me to get a hair cut and as we were pulling out of the drive way she saw a colorful box. She got out of the car, picked it up and walked back to the car...she saw it was addressed to me....
the end
p.s. Ronald Reagan was the devil
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