I <3 Vonnegut

So true

The Monster Without a Name

A long, long time ago in a land far away,
There was a monster without a name.
The monster wanted a name so badly.
So the monster left to go on a journey to find a name.
But the world was so large that he split into two to make his journey.
One went to the west and the other went towards the east.
The monster who went to the east found a village.
At the entrance of the village there was a blacksmith.
“Mr. Blacksmith, please give me your name,” said the monster.
“You can’t give away your name,” the blacksmith replied.
“If you give me your name, I’ll enter you and give you strength.”
“Really? If you can make me stronger, then I’ll give you my name.”
The monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
“Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.”
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.
The monster returned to being a nameless monster.
Even when he entered Hans the Shoemaker…
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
He returned to being a nameless monster.
When he entered Thomas the Hunter…
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
He once again returned to being a nameless monster.
The monster came to a castle looking for a wonderful name.
In the castle, there was a sick boy.
“If you give me your name, I’ll give you strength.”
“If you can cure this illness and make me strong, I’ll give you my name.”
The monster entered the boy.
The boy became well.
The king was so pleased! “The prince is well! The prince is well!”
The monster liked the boy’s name.
He also liked living in the castle.
So even though he was hungry, he endured.
Every day his stomach growled, but he endured it.
However, he was so hungry that one day he said,
“Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.”
The boy ate the king and even his servents.
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
Since there was no one there anymore, the boy went on a journey.
He kept on walking for days and days.
One day, the boy met the monster who traveled to the west.
“I have a name. It’s a wonderful name, too.”
The monster who went to the west said,
“I don’t need a name. I’m happy even without a name.”
We just have to accept that we are monsters without a name.
The boy ate the monster who went to the west.
The monster finally had a name,
But all the people who could call him by that name have disappeared.
And Johan was such a wonderful name, too.

-END-

My face itches

Time is running out....
I've often wondered if people should have hope
hope for relationships, for friendships, for human wisdom....
but in the end im wondering should we have hope for humanity?
does humanity deserve such hope?
isnt having hope just a form of being naive?

Wow

So we're doing this thing in English where each person comes up with a song that represents their life, and after hearing only 4 depressing presentations my belief has been reaffirmed that this world is FUCKED UP!

One Rule

I've always been content knowing that in my life there has never been any moment where i made a major decision that i would come to regret and wish to undo.
Well now i have one

ok 2

Part 2

Riku: What are you making me choose now?
DiZ: Will you take the road to light — or the road to darkness?
Riku: Neither. I'm taking the middle road.
(Riku walks past DiZ)
DiZ: You mean the twilit road to nightfall?
(Riku turns around)
Riku: No...The road to dawn.

Here we go

So i realized that im not actually doing what my blog's title promises. That is discussing, or instituting the wisdom that is KH. As of now i will post quotes from KH that exhibit my feelings

"It doesn't matter how much we see each other, but how much we think of each other."

"So you have come this far. And still you understand nothing. Every light must fade, every heart returns to darkness!"

"We are just Nobodies who have no one to be, yet we still "are." But now you can be nothing instead of just being Nobody. You're off the hook."

Hahaha

So i went to this thingy on Sunday, and I overheard someone talking about Prop 8 and how our government was created by our Founding Fathers whole were for the sanctity of marriage. Now im not gonna go on another no on h8 rant but i just found that one statement funny, and i want to point this out. Thomas Jefferson slept with Sally Hemings, one of his slave who may, or may not have been his half sister. Alexander Hamilton slept with another man's wife, and was later blackmailed into paying the husband or else he would tell the public (he eventually did). Benjamin Franklin slept with SOOOO MANY French Prostitutes. Washington himself may have married Martha Washington because she came from one of the wealthiest families in Virginia, he was actually in love with a married women before, and possibly (many historians believe so) during his marriage. My point is....Marriage is not our founding fathers' strong suit.

NEW RECORD!!!

I managed to lose both my Chem and APUSH book
So i got that goin for me
(pict: unrelated)

What to do?

What do you do when you can't do nothing, but there's nothing you can do?

Reality

So im watching the Boondocks episode "The Passion of Ruckus", in which the character Uncle Ruckus creates his own religion that is very racist. Now at the same time the main character Huey is trying to save his friend from being executed, and his grandfather tells him "You should pray for your friend, that all you can do f-" at that moment Uncle Ruckus comes on t.v. preaching his racists beliefs and Huey says "What makes your god any less made up than his?". That is my favorite line from that show.

How can you walk around saying that your religion is the true religion, and preach that others should join you for that same reason. People always think that what they believe is so right, and they denounce others who believe differently, but why? Im not being anti-God here, im just saying that differentials in religion are too small, too insignificant. Whether God is real or not, i do not know. I can not know. But a belief in God is a belief in God, and such separations of religion into so many different "isms" is pointless and in the end insignificant 

My Song

so i wrote this song in english when we were supposed to write an essay or something
tell me whatcha think, really

I don't like you
But I love you
Seems that I'm always
Thinking of you
Oh, oh, oh
You treat me badly I love you madly

You've really got a hold on me
You've really got a hold on me, baby

I don't want you
But I need you
Don't want to kiss you
But I need you
Oh, oh, oh
You do me wrong now
My love is strong now

You've really got a hold on me
You've really got a hold on me, baby
I love you and all I want you to do
Is just hold me, hold me, hold me, hold me
Tied up
Tied up
I want to leave you
Don't want to stay here
Don't want to spend
Another day here
Oh, oh, oh, I want to split now
I just can quit now
You've really got a hold on me
You've really got a hold on me, baby
I love you and all I want you to do
Is just hold me, hold me, hold me, hold me
You've really got a hold on me
You've really got a hold on me

Where is he?

For those of you who believe, PARKER CANT DOWNLOAD GUNBOUND!!! WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW!?!?

Realization

So i realized today, everything that i think is right b/c i am the new JV captain.

This means all of the following:

John Lennon is the greatest musician ever

Paul McCartney 2nd

George Harrison 3rd

Ringo Starr 4th

Ronald (6) Wilson (6) Reagan (6) was the devil

Logic and reason define how life should be led

Liberals are always right

Prop 8=Prop h8

ACLU is pretty cool

Penguins dont exist

Green Day is a good band

Obama is our hero, and sexy

All hearts begin in darkness and also end

scratch that last one, b/c Kingdom Hearts is light!

If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball

Chidori is better than Rasengan

Emma Watson is hot

Al Gore is captain planet

Sarah Palin is retarded

Roxas, Axel, Xehanort and Xaldin, are the top 4 organization members
i know everything

Statistics

so i was doing some research (watching the Boondocks) and did you know that the top 3 killers of African Americans are:
3. Nigga Moments
2. Pork Chops
1. F.E.M.A.

6 out of 10 nigga moments start b/c of shoes
50% of those shoes are Nikes

True Story

So Im sitting in my room, minding my own business, you know playing Chrono Trigger and my door bell rings. My mom yells "Patrick! Some tall guy wants to talk to you!"So i go to the door and whaddya know its Jack. He tells me to come outside he has a present, so against my better judgement i do. Jack leads me to the street where theres a car with Sarah and Lara in it >_>. I get in the car and they say that they got me a gift for letting them crash at my house on New Years... They hand me a box and i look at it and inside was a Barbie. Apparently they saw it at a store and thought that i would like it... Jack picked out a black one b/c he thought i was into that. So eventually they had to go so i got out of the car and started walking back to my house and a question popped into my head "WTF am i gonna tell my mom just happened???? Ideven know what happened". Being the polite person that i am, i threw the barbie box (that had a note on the back of it addressed to me) into the bushes and went inside. I told my mom that i was just giving them directions to someones house and i went in my room.

This afternoon my mom was taking me to get a hair cut and as we were pulling out of the drive way she saw a colorful box. She got out of the car, picked it up and walked back to the car...she saw it was addressed to me....
the end

p.s. Ronald Reagan was the devil

Kingdom Hearts is light!!

to my previous post,

Thats not true! The heart may be weak, and sometimes it may even give in, but i've learned that deep down theres a light that never goes out!

I know now without a doubt, THAT KINGDOM HEARTS IS LIGHT!!!!!!!

Kingdom Hearts

Sup yall!

I just wanted to remind you that all hearts are created in darkness and also end. the heart is no difference, you see Darkness is the hearts true essence!!!!!!!!!!

KINGDOM HEARTS!!! FILL ME WITH THE POWER OF DARKNESS!!!!!!!